Interview!

Heyyy what up guys??? Ok so I'm here today with like, I swear to Iyesha, the best band in the entire galaxy, including Avatar's Pandora, Futurama's Persei 8, Transformers' Cybertron and Star Wars lil habitat. Anyway, I had a really hard time sifting through the billions of letters requesting me to ask different questions. I got like bribed a little by Charlie Sheen, Chuck Norris, One Direction (For you Shelby!), Lil Wayne, Eminem, and way to many other gods to get me to ask their questions, and because I like, am obsessed with money, I agreed. I mean come on, its cold hard cash! Now that you know me a little better, lets get you to know the hot new band, BLACK SUNS!

In this interview, I am "me". I wont say my name because I don't want too many millions of people calling my house to get me to meet the band. You know, the regular stuff of Hollywood!

Me- "Hey guys! What's poppin?"

Emma- "Nothing much, mostly popcorn."

Shelby- "Yeah, and the occasional sound of our wallets popping againt the millions of hundred dollar bills in our oversized Louis Vuitton wallets."

Sarah- "Also, the sound of our ears popping after flyin higher than we normally do (in planes) and touch down in places we didnt know existed. Its cool to know that theres always a new place to play our music and inspire like anyone within a hundred mile radius. Yes, I did math."

Me- "Holy shishkabab! You guys like are actually smart! Well its not really a suprise, considering you all graduated from Harvard at the age of 10!"

Nicole- "Yeah, well all you have to do is study before you're born, and you're like guaranteed acceptance. It didnt take long to figure out. I just used my mind controlling powers to make my mom swallow books, calculators, pens, paper and stuff like that."

Lauren- "Yeah, real simple chiz. By the time I was born, I was suing the hospital with my Harvard Lawyer School experience. Now I own it!"

Me- "Oh my goodness you guys are insanely crazy! How do you cope with all the papparazzi?"

Emma- "The what? Oh, yeah! I'm so used to them, I dont even think about it."

Shelby- "I know, right! Like sometimes they go home with me. Theyre in the bathroom when I'm shaving my face, just kidding! But they can get annoying sometimes."

Sarah- "Mmhmm! That's right, girl. They all up in our bizz! Sometimes I take a swing at them. I love it when I punch their cameras! THeir faces are priceless! Well actually, I could buy the look on their faces BECAUSE its priceless! Haahahahahaha!

Nicole- "I cant relate. I have so many body guards, when I walk in a palace they take up the entire place. Its really funny though. When I leave, the people on the floor and squished to the ceiling, the walls, the windows, theyre never mad because they were squished by someone touching someone touching someone touching someone touching someone touching someone touching someone touching someone touching...(5 minutes later...) someone touuching someone touching me!"

Me- "Seems legit!"

Lauren- "Duh! We're all about keepin it real here! If one of us says we made fun of a live T-Rex's short arms while eating chips, we go and do it. That's why we made up Jurassic Park! Haha! If someone says that we hunted zombies with water balloons and won, we go and do it!"

Me- "Wow. You guys just blow my mind! Are you dating?

Emma- "We date gods. And inhumanly beautiful vampires. Shut up, Bella Swan. And tigers. And Channing Tatum. And Justin Bieber. We share One Direction."

Shelby- "We had to split up the world's men between us. It took a while, but we did it. Keepin it real!"

Sarah- "Furreal Friends....yes, I just said that."

Me- "That's..umm....great! You say you keep it real. If someone said you guys did drugs, would you do it?

Emma- Heck no. We dont get high on drugs, drugs get high on us!